The Utopian Society Simulator 3000

Welcome, citizen of the most perfect society ever created!

Here, everything is free, and everyone is happy. Well, almost everyone. There's that one guy who insists on wearing a chicken suit, but we try not to think about that too much.

• Learn more about our society's glorious features!
• Understand the intricacies of our society's perfect system!
• Report any bugs or anomalies in the system (just kidding, we're perfect, there can't be any bugs...)

Or if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• Simulate a day in the life of a utopian citizen!
• Debug your own utopian simulation (for advanced users only)

Remember, in Utopia, all problems are solved by our team of experts, but if you're still having trouble, you can contact us.

Disclaimer: Utopia is not actually a real place. Or is it?

(Don't @ us, we're just having a little fun)