Utopian Tech Specs

Our revolutionary new tech specs are designed to make your life better, more efficient, and slightly less miserable.

Here's a list of our current projects:

Project: Infinite Socks

Using advanced quantum entanglement, our socks will never get lonely or smell.

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Project: Automated Puns

We've cracked the code on generating puns that are so bad, they're good.

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Project: Inflatable Furniture

Our furniture is so comfy, you'll never want to leave, but it's also secretly a giant trampoline.

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