FTL Drive Safety Guidelines

Warning: FTL Drive use can be hazardous to your sanity.

1. Always wear your seat belt, even when you're just cruising the galaxy at 90% of lightspeed.

ประก 2. Be aware of warp speed warning labels.

3. Never drink and drive, especially not with the FTL drive.

4. Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, unless you're trying to escape a giant space slug.

5. Don't try to outrun a giant space whale.

FTL Drive Safety Guidelines are subject to change without notice. Or are they?

FTL Drive Warranty not included.