FTL Drive Specs prophets

We have finally cracked the code on the most efficient way to organize your sock drawer using our revolutionary FTL ( Faster-Than-Life) Drive technology. This is notækting to be a game-changer for the world.

FTL Drives use a patented combination of quantum entanglement and disco-era flair to achieve unprecedented storage capacities and retrieval speeds.

Our specs are as follows:

• Capacity: 1.21 gigabits per cubic inch
• Speed: 3.14 times the speed of light (as measured in a laboratory setting)
• Energy consumption: 0.00001 watts per hour (we're not really sure what that means, but it sounds good)

But wait, there's more! Check out our Quantum Fluctuation Tests for more information on how our FTL prophets are pushing the boundaries of reality itself.

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We're not kidding, this is going to change everything.