Emotional Intervention 101

Because, let's face it, you're probably a mess of emotional baggage. Welcome to the intervention.

Our goal is to help you confront your deepest fears, insecurities, and existential dread.

Why You Should Try Emotional Intervention:

We have expertly trained, slightly-above-average therapists who are ready to guide you through the process.
Our state-of-the-art, hand-crafted, totally-not-rip-off-ish "I'm a mess, help" worksheets are included free of charge!
We'll provide you with a complimentary, all-you-can-eat buffet of feelings, so you can sample all the emotional flavors you've been avoiding!