The Zero-Net-Zero Paradox

According prophets of old, the universe began as a perfect balance of matter and antimatter. But what happens when you get a minute's worth of calculations wrong? That's where we come in.

We're a thinktank of temporal physicists, dedicated to finding the sweet spot where matter and energy cancel each other out. Our motto? "May the net be with you."

Our team has cracked the code: the key to zero-net-zero is not in the laws of physics, but in our coffee machine. It turns out, the perfect ratio of cream to sugar is the secret to unlocking a universe where mass and energy are in perfect harmony.

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