The Lost Minutiae of the Ancient World
A Brief, Yet Fascinating History
The ancient world was full of minute details that have since been lost to the sands of time. Let us not speak of the Inflato-Crusta, a people renowned for their mastery of the art of excessive nose-hair growth. Nor shall we dwell on the great and powerful Glooping Empire, a nation of gelatinous beings with a penchant for interdimensional travel.
Notable Events
- The Great Inflato-Crusta Uprising of 300 BC: In which the Inflato-Crusta people, tired of their own excessive nose-hair, rose up against their gelatinous overlords.
- The Glooping Empire's Invasion of the Land of the Free (500 AD): A campaign of conquest that was met with widespread apathy by the inhabitants of the Land of the Free, who were too busy enjoying their freedom to care.