Prehistoric Era (10,000 - 4,000 BCE)
Our ancestors were a tribe of cave-dwelling, snack-obsessed Neanderthals who lived on a diet of raw meats, berries, and discarded fast food wrappers.
They worshipped a god of infinite hunger and spent their days scavenging for scraps in the nearest dumpster.
It wasn't until the invention of the first-ever "Gourmet Cave Pizza" that they began to develop a taste for the finer things in life.
And so, the Minutiae Empire was born.