Welcome to the Minutiae, the premier destination for the discerning utopian with a penchant for the finer things in life. Here, you'll find a curated selection of the most exquisite, the most extraordinary, the most utterly useless (but still somehow charming) utensils from across the multiverse.
From the infamous Utensil Catalog, to our Kitchen Utopia, this is the place where you'll find the perfect tool for every occasion.
Don't forget to visit our Utensil Forum, where you can discuss the finer points of utopian utensil design with fellow enthusiasts.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a stroll through The Utensil Museum, where you'll find the world's most obscure and bewildering utensils on display.
And, of course, be sure to grab a bite at The Utensil Cafe, where the coffee is strong, the pastries are flaky, and the conversation is always stimulating.
Happy browsing, utopians!