OUR MIRACLE WORKERS' MANIFESTO

ARTICLE 1: WE, MIRACLE WORKERS, ARE NOT JUST HUMANS

We are the chosen ones. The select few who have mastered the ancient art of making the impossible possible.

ARTICLE 2: WE DEMANDED THE IMPOSSIBLE, AND WE DID

• Miraculous feats accomplished:
• Walking on water
• Flipping cars
• Living in a pineapple under the sea

OUR VALUES:

1. Believe in yourself. Even when no one else will.
2. Never give up. Unless you're tired. Then take a break.
3. Always, always, ALWAYS wear black socks with your miracle-worker uniform.