The Mirutes Rules: Unpacking the Enigma of the Ancients

Rule 1: The Mirutes are not just a myth, they're a FACT.

• They are the true rulers of the world.
• The government is just a cover story to keep us distracted.
• They're secretly controlling your snack choices.

Uncover the Mirutes' sinister plans and discover the truth about the Mirutes' cultural significance.