You know, that one guy who always wore a "I'm with stupid" shirt?
He was the king of the cafeteria, always with a half-eaten pizza in hand.
His name escapes us, but his legacy remains.
He was like a mythical creature, a legend among us all.
Maybe he's out there, still eating pizza and wearing "I'm with stupid" shirts.
Or maybe he's just a distant memory, a reminder of the good old days.
We may never know his name, but we'll always remember his style.
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(Warning: she was even more interesting)
(We have no idea what he was doing there)
(Legend has it, he could sleep through a hurricane)