Missing Hats by the Numbers
- 1. 1,234: A hat that was last seen at the local bakery. Probably got lost in the bread aisle.
- 2. 1,234: A hat that was last seen at the local bakery. Probably got lost in the cheese counter.
- 3. 1,234: A hat that was last seen at the local bakery. Probably got lost in the... you get the idea.
- Read more about the bakery hat-gate
Warning: Do not attempt to reacquire any hats without proper training. Side effects may include: EXCESSIVE CONFUSION, SPONTANEOUS HAT-SHAPED HALLUCINATIONS, and a strong sense of hat-lessness.