We've got a receipt for that, but unfortunately it's not here. Try searching through the dusty boxes of our archives or visit the dusty boxes for more information.
Or, if you're feeling extra desperate, try asking the office manager, the office manager. They might have some idea what happened to it.
Or, in a last ditch effort, try calling the emergency number, where our highly trained team of receipt experts will try to track down the missing receipt.
Good luck, you'll need it.