It's a phenomenon that has puzzled humans for centuries. Socks, once paired and lovingly placed into the washing machine, only to vanish without a trace. Where do they go? Why do they go? Theories range from sinister alien abductions to malevolent laundry gremlins.
We're not here to offer solutions, but we're definitely here to entertain. Browse our collection of absurd sock theories, witness the heart-wrenching testimonials of sock victims, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find a glimmer of hope in the depths of this abyssal sock-pocalypse.
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Or, if all else fails, just blame the dog. He's probably hiding under the bed with them.