Misplacing Socks: Theories

In the grand tradition of misplaced items of great import, we have the venerable sock. A sock of mystery, a sock of intrigue, a sock of utter bewilderment.

Theories abound on the subject, and we present to you a few of the most...interesting:

• Sock-in-the-Walls Theory: The notion that a single sock, lost and alone, has developed sentience and is plotting its escape.
• Sock Garden Phenomenon: The inexplicable tendency of socks to multiply and thrive in certain areas, defying all logic and reason.
• Missing Socks as a Form of Communication: The idea that the missing sock is not a lost item, but rather a secret message from a clandestine organization.

Stay tuned for more on these and other mind-bending, reality-shattering sock-related theories.