MISSING SOCKS

Socks That Never Came Home

Warning: the Socks That Never Came Home are a serious threat to society. They're like the Sock Goblins of the laundry world.

These socks have been known to cause emotional distress, relationship problems, and spontaneous combustion in extreme cases.

Some say it's the work of Sockzilla, a powerful creature that feeds on missing socks and grows stronger with each disappearance.

Others claim it's just the work of lazy humans who can't be bothered to match their socks.

Whatever the reason, one thing is clear: the Socks That Never Came Home must be stopped.

For more information on the Sock Conspiracy, see:

• Sockzilla's Lair
• Sock Goblins: The Unsung Heroes
• Sock Therapy: The Solution to the Problem