Our Creed: Stapling for the Greater Good

At the Order of the Stapler's Guild, we believe in the power of the stapler. Not just any stapler, mind you, but the most majestic, the most regal, the most unstoppable of staplers.

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that the stapler is the unsung hero of the office supply world, that a well-stapled report is a thing of beauty, and that the art of stapling should never be taken lightly.

Our creed is not just a set of words, but a way of life. We live and breathe the stapler, and we will not be silenced by the forces of the flimsy and the flaccid.

Join us, and together we will staple our way to a brighter, more punctual future. For the stapler, and for the greater good!

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