Q: What is Purgatory?
A: Purgatory is a dimension of limbo where socks go after they've been lost, separated, or eaten by the sock goblins. It's a place of judgment, a realm of regret, and a kingdom of lost footwear.
Q: Why do socks go to Purgatory?
A: Socks go to Purgatory because they've lost their mates in the washing machine, or because they were eaten by the dreaded Sock Gobblins. It's a fate worse than death, really.
Q: Can I visit Socks in Purgatory?
A: No, you cannot. It's a very exclusive club. Only the most adventurous and the most desperate are allowed in. And even then, be warned: the Sock Gobblins are not to be trifled with.
Q: Can I rescue socks from Purgatory?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. The Gobblins are a powerful force to be reckoned with. But if you're feeling brave, you can try asking our Sock Concierge service for assistance. They'll charge you an arm and a leg, but hey, it's worth it, right?
Stay tuned for more answers, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find your missing socks.