Our Mission
We are the guardians of the cosmos, the defenders of the realm, the planners of the mission.
We operate on a strict diet of black coffee, cold calculations, and the occasional existential crisis.
Our Objectives
- Establish a stranglehold on the space-time continuum
- Eliminate all forms of sentient life that are not us
- Develop a comprehensive understanding of the universe's coffee machine
Operational Planning
Our mission planners are the masters of the universe, the gods of strategy, the sultans of subterfuge.
We plot and scheme, we plan and execute, we conquer and destroy.