CONFIDENTIAL: Mission Brief

Mission Briefing Document: Eyes Only

Objective: Infiltrate and sabotage rival corporation, "Blandorp Inc."

Assets:

• 1x high-clearance combat uniform
• Advanced hacking tools (includes, but not limited to, "Hacky-McHackface")
• 1x explosive-laden lunchbox

Security Protocols:

• Use 'Blandorp Inc.'s' own security system against them
• Infiltrate their HR department
• Exploit their vending machine

Side Effects: Possible

• Unintended side effects may include, but are not limited to: excessive use of corporate jargon, spontaneous combustion, or an unquenchable thirst for power

Phase One: Infiltration Phase Two: Sabotage