It seems we've had some issues with our mission. Like, whoa.
Our team's morale is at an all-time low. We're talking "cat 5 hurricane" low. Like, seriously, have you seen our team's break room? It's a biohazard.
Our mission status is currently Failed, with only 3 out of 10 objectives met and 7 still pending. And don't even get us started on the snacks.
But hey, at least our team is having fun! We're like, totally not on the brink of collapse. Nope. Not at all.
Stay tuned for updates on our mission status! And also, if you see our team wandering around with vacant stares and empty water bottles, just... just pretend you didn't see anything.