The Great Bread Heist

Our team of highly trained, expertly disguised, and slightly unhinged bread enthusiasts have devised a plan to pull off the heist of the century.

Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate the heavily guarded Bread Castle, a towering fortress of flour, water, and dreams.

We've identified the following entry points:

The Kitchen Sink - A classic entry point, but don't get too comfortable, it's a slippery slope.
The Pantry of Plenty - A treasure trove of bread-related paraphernalia, but be prepared for the traps.
The Attic of Forgotten Dreams - Where the past meets the present, and the bread meets its demise.

Gear up! with our custom-made Stealth Bread Suit, designed to blend in with the bread and avoid the guards. Check the schedule for our latest bread heist briefing, where we'll cover the finer points of our plan and provide a comprehensive list of bread-related puns. Frequently Asked Questions - Because, let's be real, there are always questions.