Donut-Security Breaches of 2021-02-01
Welcome to the Donut-Security Breaches of 2021-02-01! Today's highlights:
Donut Holes of Concern:
- Donut Shop X: 1000+ donuts compromised due to "overly liberal sprinkling policies"
- Donut Shop Y: "The Great Glaze Heist" results in 500+ missing jelly-filled donuts
- Donut Shop Z: "The Sprinkles-Gate scandal" exposes 200+ donuts with suspiciously excessive sprinkling
Stay vigilant, citizens. These donut-security breaches are a threat to us all!