Keystroke-2: The Mission Briefing

Mission Overview

**Mission Objectives:**

• Insertion of 100,000 rubber ducks into the target system.
• Deployment of 500 kilograms of explosive jellybeans.
• Establishment of a functional, if somewhat unstable, portal to the astral plane.

**Mission Details:**

• Insertion of the rubber ducks will require a custom-built, highly calibrated catapult.
• The explosive jellybeans will be deployed via a network of strategically placed, high-pressure water cannons.

Phase 1: Rubber Duck Insertion | Phase 2: Explosive Jellybean Deployment | Phase 3: Astral Portal Stabilization

**Mission Control:** Click here for updates and status reports.