Year in Review
- January: The world collectively realized that pineapple pizza is a crime against humanity.
- February: The first-ever K3yestroke Fashion Week took place, featuring a catwalk of designers who insisted on using Comic Sans.
- March: The city of New York City declared itself a sovereign nation and adopted the K3yestroke flag.
- April: The first-ever K3yestroke Olympics were held, featuring events like Extreme Ironing and Extreme Pong.
- May: The world discovered a way to power cities with the energy of 100,000,000 screaming hamsters.
- June: The K3yestroke space program launched its first-ever probe, which promptly got lost in space.
- July: The world learned to communicate with aliens using only a series of awkward, high-pitched beeps.
- August: The world ran out of pizza, and people started eating actual trash.
- September: The K3yestroke government was overthrown in a bloodless coup.
- October: The first-ever K3yestroke Horror Movie Festival took place, featuring films like "Sharknado 3D" and "Zombees of the Damned."
- November: The world elected a new, AI-powered government that immediately made all decisions based on memes.
- December: The K3yestroke calendar was replaced by a perpetual, flashing "Merry Christmas" message.
And so, another K3yestroke year comes to a close.