Post-Nap Protocol

Upon completion of the nap sequence, the subject is expected to execute the following post-nap protocol:

Verify the time elapsed since nap commencement
Assess the level of drool accumulation on the subject's chin
Conduct a thorough inspection of the subject's snoring patterns

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Failure to comply with the post-nap protocol may result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

Severe coffee withdrawal symptoms
Sudden and unexplained interest in productivity
Uncontrollable urges to engage in actual work