Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good commitment? Especially when it comes to buying 5-year-olds' birthday party packages from that one aunt who just won't quit.
But seriously, folks, have you ever found yourself trapped in a whirlwind romance with a 5-year-old's imagination? No? Just us?
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Explore our Committing to a tattoo artist with a free design and find out why our users are still trying to get out of it.
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And don't even get us started on I Accidentally Ordered a Meat of the Month Delivery Service. That's just a whole other level of commitment.