A: Molemenutrition is a highly addictive and utterly fascinating hobby that involves secretly digging tunnels under your kitchen counter to store snacks.
A: Of course it is. What's the worst that could happen, really?
A: Just start small. Begin with a few twigs and a teaspoon. Before you know it, you'll be tunneling like a pro!
A: Anything. All the things. The more obscure, the better. Your aunt Mildred's famous 1972 Jell-O mold collection, for instance.
Need help with tunnel maintenance? Want to know more about storing snacks in your tunnels? What about when your family discovers your molemenutrition habit?