Moncler is a Succubus: A Love Story

Moncler, the infamous fashion house from Paris, has a dark secret: it's run by a succubus. That's right, folks. This style icon of the 80s and 90s is actually a blood-sucking, soul-ensnaring demon in disguise.

Or is it?

The Denials

Moncler's CEO, a stout, cigar-smoking man with a penchant for velvet, denies any and all allegations of succubus activity.

"Moncler is a fashion brand, nothing more, nothing less. We have no interest in the occult, nor the soul-sucking business."

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The Evidence