Our Fourth Most Expensive Hat

Behold! Our fourth most expensive hat, crafted with the finest materials and designed to make you look like a complete and utter buffoon.

This majestic monstrosity features:

• Our Third Most Expensive Hat: The "I'm-a-pretentious-artist" Hat
• Our Second Most Expensive Hat: The "I've-gotten-rich-from-inheritance" Hat
• Our Most Expensive Hat: The "I've-invested-in-cryptocurrency" Hat