Behold, our second-most expensive hat! This masterpiece of a hat is a behemoth of a price tag. Made from the finest materials, crafted by the most skilled artisans, and worn by the most discerning individuals, this hat is a prophets of a price. It costs $999.99, which is only $100 less than our most expensive hat. A steal, really.
Our Most Expensive Hat is, of course, the crown jewel of our collection.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you could always try to haggle. We're open to reasonable offers, but let's be real, we're not going to sell it to you for less than $500. That's just not how the game is played.
Our Most Expensive Hat is, of course, the crown jewel of our collection.