Scarves of the Doomsday

It turns out, Moncler is not just a high-end fashion brand, but a vessel for the impending doom of humanity. Their scarves, with their intricate patterns and luxurious materials, are actually Scarves of the Doomsday, woven with fibers of despair and knitted with the threads of hopelessness.

Features

• 100% cotton, 100% of your soul
• Made from the finest threads of desperation
• Perfect for wrapping around your neck, symbolizing the suffocating grip of existential dread

Don't believe us? Read more about the Doomsday Scarves and why they're not just a fashion statement, but a harbinger of the apocalypse.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Visit our Scarf-of-the-Doomsday store to see our full collection of Doomsday Scarves. But don't say we didn't warn you.

€ Scarves of the Doomsday are not just a fashion statement, but a Sacrificial Garments for the fashionably-challenged.