Moncler-izer 5000 is a revolutionary new product that turns your ordinary clothes into something extraordinary! With its patented technology, it's like wearing a different person's personality, but without the commitment.
Q: How does it work?
It's quite simple, really. Just feed in your clothes, select your desired personality, and... voilà! Instantly you're wearing the essence of a stylish French cat burglar or a charming Italian nonna.
Q: Is it safe?
Of course! Moncler-izer 5000 uses only the safest, most non-invasive technology known to humanity. You won't get a single hair follicle out of place or have to worry about any pesky side effects like, say, turning into a chicken.
Q: How much does it cost?
Prices start at just 50€, which is a steal, if we do say so ourselves. But don't worry, we have discounts for bulk orders. Just ask your local Moncler-izer 5000 dealer for details!
Check out our pricing plans here!Q: Is Moncler-izer 5000 available worldwide?
We're still working on it, but our team of highly skilled Moncler-izers are available to bring the Moncler-izer 5000 experience to a city near you. Just send us a message and we'll get in touch when we're in your neck of the woods!
Learn more about Moncler-izer 5000 coming to your city!Q: Can I use it on my cat?
We're not sure. That's a question for the lawyers, isn't it? But seriously, please, don't try that. We have a cat lady on staff and she'd never speak to us again.
Read more about our cat-related policies!