Onesie Bags with More Sparkles

Subpages of the Moncler-izer 5000: because who needs subtlety?

Onesie Bags with More Sparkles is a line of ultra-luxurious, over-the-top, completely-not-for-children adult onesie bags.

Each onesie comes with:

But wait, there's more! Our onesies also come with:

Perfect for lounging around, looking fabulous, and feeling like a million bucks!

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