MONCLERIZER 5000

Welcome to the MONCLERIZER 5000, where our ponies are not just ponies, but also FRENCH HUGUE

The Ponytail of the Gods is a majestic sight to behold. Its length and majesty are only matched by its absurdly high price tag. But don't just take our word for it, come see for yourself:

Our team of expert ponytailers has worked tirelessly to bring you this masterpiece. And by 'tirelessly', we mean 'for 12 hours a day, every day, while eating Cheetos and watching Netflix'