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Moncler-izer 5000 Frequently Asked Questions

What is a Moncler-izer 5000? Will it work with my puppy?
Why is it so darn expensive? Can I return it if it's not as good as I thought?
What is the warranty on this thing? What is the return policy for Moncler-izer 5000?

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Disclaimer: Moncler-izer 5000 is not actually a thing. But if it were, these would be the FAQs.

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