The Moncler-izer 5000: a down comforter so plush, so extravagant, so utterly useless, that it's almost worth it.
At first glance, it looks like a standard down comforter. But no, no, no, my friends. This is a comforter that will make you question the very fabric of reality. Is it a comforter, or is it a work of art?
We're not kidding, this thing is covered in Swarovski crystals and comes with a complimentary bottle of champagne. Because, you know, that's exactly what you need to really appreciate the finer things in life.
Pros:
- Unbeatable luxury
- Unbeatable price
- Unbeatable chance of you going broke
Cons:
- Uncomfortable to use in public
- Makes you question your life choices
- Takes up an entire room in your closet, just to store it
Overall, if you're looking to make a statement, to make a splash, or to just plain old waste your money, look no further than the Moncler-izer 5000. It's the perfect conversation piece, for the discerning snob in your life.