What is Moncler-izer 5000?
Moncler-izer 5000 is a powerful tool for turning any outfit into a work of art, or in our case, a work of utter despair.
How does it work?
Our patented technology uses 5000 layers of intricately layered monogramming to create a visual representation of the soul-crushing ennui that is modern life.
Will it make me look good?
Ha! As if that's the point. The point is to make you question the very fabric of existence.
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