Monclerizer 5000: Frequently Asked Questions (and some not-so-frequently-asked ones)
Section 1: Basic Monclerization
Q: What is Monclerization?
A: It's the art of taking something perfectly good and replacing it with something marginally better.
Q: Is Monclerization a real thing?
A: As real as the pixels on your screen.
Section 2: Monclerizer 5000 Specifics
Q: Why does Monclerizer 5000 use so much pink?
A: Because pink is the new black, or so we keep telling ourselves.
Q: Can I use Monclerizer 5000 on my toaster?
A: Only if you enjoy setting off your fire alarm.