Stealthy Methods for the Modern Saboteur

In a world where security systems are as robust as your aunt's gossip, you need more than just a good hiding spot. That's where I come in – Dave, the master of stealth. My techniques are so advanced, they're practically invisible.

Here's a sampling of my favorite methods:

Stay one step ahead of the law (or at least, your boss). Follow my lead and become the ultimate stealthy expert.