Secret Sauce Recipe
Monday Misfits' Guide to the World's Most Elusive Condiment
For those who dare to dream of a sauce so divine, so creamy, so utterly bewildering...
Ingredients:
- 2 tablespoons of Mystery Mixture (a pinch of this, a dash of that)
- 1 cup of Whisker Whipped Cream
- 3 pinches of Unidentifiable Powder
Instructions:
- Mix the Mystery Mixture with the Whisker Whipped Cream until it forms a vortex of flavor
- Stir in the Unidentifiable Powder with reckless abandon
- Serve at room temperature and wonder if it's too much
Note: Results may vary. Side effects include: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, and/or existential dread.