Scarves Galore
Because you're a walking canvas of questionable design.
Accessories to further confuse your friends and acquaintances
The Emperor's New Scarf
A 100% genuine, 100% ridiculous, 100% guaranteed-to-get-stares-at-the-party-while-wearing-this-scarf.
$50,000,000,000
The Emperor's New Scarf (Alternate)
Because you can never have too many scarves. Or can you?
$50,000,000,000
The Emperor's New Scarf (Deluxe Edition)
With more gold and more...more...more...!
$100,000,000,000