Moncler-izer 5000

A shop for the fashionably challenged.

Scarves Galore

Because you're a walking canvas of questionable design.

Accessories to further confuse your friends and acquaintances

The Emperor's New Scarf

A 100% genuine, 100% ridiculous, 100% guaranteed-to-get-stares-at-the-party-while-wearing-this-scarf.

$50,000,000,000

The Emperor's New Scarf (Alternate)

Because you can never have too many scarves. Or can you?

$50,000,000,000

The Emperor's New Scarf (Deluxe Edition)

With more gold and more...more...more...!

$100,000,000,000