MONCLERIAN ONTOLOGY

Welcome to the definitive, utterly absurd, and slightly disturbing guide to the Monclerian Ontology, a philosophical framework developed by the great Moncler, renowned expert in everything.

Core Tenets

• Everything is a sweater, and all sweaters are equal.
• The meaning of life is to find the perfect sweater- matching scarf.
• Reality is just a series of poorly knitted jumpers waiting to be deconstructed.

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