Welcome to Monday Bliss, where the weekend's stress and anxiety melt away with the sweet release of pixelated bliss. Our servers are powered by the finest in high-score seeking, level grinding, and controller-wielding technology. Don't worry, we won't judge your controller-chugging skills (or lack thereof).
1. You will be fed a diet of pure, unadulterated fun.
2. You will not be allowed to leave until your controller is exhausted or your thumbs are sore.
3. You will be forced to endure a barrage of bad jokes and mediocre memes.
Marathon ModesWe are not responsible for any emotional, psychological, or physical damage caused by our services. By entering, you agree to hold us harmless.