Mysterious Munchies Menu - Monday Edition

Welcome to the most unpredictable and bewildering culinary experience in the land of Mondays.

Surprising Omelette - A fluffy, yet confounding egg dish that will leave you questioning the meaning of life.
Mysterious Meat Balls - A meaty, yet mystifying, culinary enigma.
Paranoid Pasta - A dish so bewildering, you'll need a map to find your way through the sauce.
Monday Mystery Mushroom - A fungus among us, with flavors that will leave you scratching your head.
Mind-Bending Meatloaf - A meatloaf so mind-bending, you'll need a straitjacket to contain your thoughts.

Remember, every meal is a surprise, and every surprise is a mystery.