5 Ways to Avoid Actually Achieving Anything

Warning: The following methods have been scientifically proven to not actually achieve anything.

1. 1. Just Check Your Phone More
2. 2. Play Nintendo Games for 12 Hours Straight
3. 3. Watch Cat Videos on YouTube
4. 4. Try to Remember Where You Placed Your Keys by Checking Your Socks
5. 5. Make a To-Do List and Never Check It Again