Where Mondays come to cry, and Tuesdays come to judge.
Join us for our weekly meeting of the miserable, and find solace in our shared suffering.
To provide a safe space for those who feel like they're stuck in a never-ending cycle of productivity and despair.
Where we'll share our favorite coping mechanisms, from excessive caffeine consumption to creative ways to avoid actual work.
And, because we're all about community, we'll have an open bar serving only the strongest, most potent Monday-morning brews.
Don't miss it! Come for the existential dread, stay for the crippling anxiety.
Disclaimer: This is not a real support group. Or is it?