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Monday morning blues got you down? Don't worry, we've got the cure: more blues!
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Join us for group sessions of screaming, crying, and mild profanity.
When: Monday mornings
Where: The depths of despair
What to bring: A strong back and a willingness to cry
Because sometimes the best cure is just a good nap.
Nap schedules and sleep consultants available upon request.
Or just a really loud alarm clock.
Because sharing your misery with others is the key to recovery.
Join us for group discussions, mutual complaining, and the occasional group hug.
Don't worry, we won't judge you for your questionable life choices.