Are the Monday blues getting you down?
Look no further! Our cure-all has been proven to make even the most grueling Monday mornings bearable.
Just follow these easy steps:
Step 1: Wake up, get out of bed
Step 2: Stare blankly at your phone for 5 minutes
Step 3: Repeat 'it's going to be a long week' to yourself until you're numb
And that's it! If you're still experiencing Monday blues, consult our Advanced Treatment page.
Or, if all else fails, just remember: There are only 7 days in the week.